A humorous book that is more fun than'fifty shades' and 'bull durham' combined

•      FROM THE ARTIST WHO PAINTS PICTURES WITH WORDS.

•      People who go out into the noon-day sun are mad dogs, Englishmen and Burk Ashford who just wrote three new novels. He is not just an author.  He is an artist who is painting pictures with words.  He actually takes you 'There'.  He brings out questions of "How do you define what is considered as promiscuity?"  Most of all though, he is fun.  He leaves you wanting more.  It is not just for women but for men as well. The first of which is the newly released;

        THE ENCOUNTER- A NARRATIVE - PART ONE

•      It's a madcap original satire about old fashion family values alive and well in the modern day world and chivalry ain't dead.  The back cover reads..
•      "Our saga involves Celeste (a nursing student) who runs into Erik (an engineering student and captain of the baseball team) and of course they fall in love at once.  Ergo she dumps 'Bear' who is the blind-side tackle on the A.S.U. football team.  His buddy is the right guard 'Horse' and they are affectionately called the 'book ends'.  'Bear' gets a phone call from Celeste's sorority sister Sydney who has a life-long affliction of hyperovaria.
•      Celeste and Erik spend a summer on his parent's 6,000 acre ranch in northern New Mexico where she sets up a clinic and pratfalls and experiences prevail.
•      Sydney needs a car and the 'bookends' seek help from the boosters that involves a Chevrolet dealer, a mistress, an attorney, 'Margaritaville Harry', ceiling mirrors for bedroom antics, a disappearing two-carat diamond ring, a trip to Playa del Amor, a dominatrix and a waitress.
•      By the way - whatever you do in life - do not ever call Sydney a bitch.
•      Did I forget to mention the dead police officer and that it all culminates in an 'ENCOUNTER' in Tijuana?  Would you believe this started out as a short story?
•      Old-fashion family values are alive and well in the modern day world and chivalry ain't dead"